Distorted HumorRecent & Upcoming Races for this Sire's Progeny
Friday July 1, 2016
Dac
Owner: Sarinana Racing Llc
Trainer: Brumley William S
Jockey: Cannon Declan
Churchill Downs - Race 2 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $61,500. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NOT WON THREE RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, RESTRICTED, OR STATE BRED OVER A MILE ON THE TURF SINCE SEPTEMBER 1 OR CLAIMING PRICE $100,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of $45,000 At A Mile Or Over On The Turf Since May 1 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $100,000 (Races Where Entered For $80,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the turf course, it will be run on the main track at One and One Sixteenth mile.). (01:14 PM) (9)  
 
Sweet Opportunity
Owner: Larry Hirsch And Wayne Sanders
Trainer: Von Hemel Donnie K
Jockey: Birzer A E
Prairie Meadows - Race 8 STAKES. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $100,000. Iowa Distaff S.. FOR FILLIES & MARES, THREE-YEAR-OLDS & UPWARD. Three-year-olds - 118 lbs.; Older - 123 lbs. Non-winners of $50,000 once other than maiden or claiming in 2016 allowed 3 lbs.; non-winners of $30,000 once other than maiden or claiming in 2016 allowed 5 lbs.;non-winners of $25,000 at any distance in 2016 or $15,000 twice at a mile or over in 2016 allowed 7 lbs.; $15,000 at any distance in 2016 allowed 9 lbs. No nomination fee. $500 to pass the entry box and $1,000 additiional to start. $100,000 guaranteed which will first be reduced so as to allow $500 to be paid to each of the seventh through last place finishers with the remaining purse paid out as follows: 60% to the owner of the winner, 20% to second, 10% to third, 5% to fourth, 3% to fifth, 2% to sixth. SUPPLEMENTAL NOMINATIONS AT TIME OF ENTRY WITH A FEE OF $2,000 TO ENTER AND START. Should this race not be divided and the entry number exceeds fourteen (14), high weights will be preferred. Different owners will have equal draw according to weights. The second parts of same owner entries will have no consideration over a single interest. Failure to draw into the race cancels all fees. (08:48 PM) (9)  
 
Thursday June 30, 2016
Improv
Owner: G Watts Humphrey Jr
Trainer: Arnold George R Ii
Jockey: Graham J
Churchill Downs - Race 7 ALLOWANCE. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $55,500. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of $24,600 Over A Mile Since April 30 Allowed 2lbs. (Races Where Entered For $35,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (07:54 PM) (12)  
 
Texas Two Step
Owner: Barber Or Brous Stable Or Wachtel Stable
Trainer: Miller Peter
Jockey: Gonzalez Santiago
Santa Anita Park - Race 7 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $60,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH MADE THEIR LAST START ON A TURF OR SYNTHETIC TRACK AND WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 TWICE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING OR STARTER OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR OPTIONAL CLAIMING PRICE OF $62,500.Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Other Than Maiden, Claiming Or Starter Allowed 2 lbs. (04:30 PM) (7)  
 
Sunday June 26, 2016   TODAY
Mawthooq
Owner: Shadwell Stable
Trainer: Mclaughlin Kiaran P
Jockey: Rosario Joel
Belmont Park - Race 8 ALLOWANCE. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $77,000. (UP TO $13,860 NYSBFOA) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Other Than ClaimingOr Starter Allowed 3 lbs. (05:13 PM) (7)  
 
Humor
Owner: Lane's End Racing
Trainer: Howard Neil J
Jockey: Bridgmohan S X
Churchill Downs - Race 8 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $53,500. FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 116 lbs.; Older, 121 lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For Less Than $50,000). (04:19 PM) (13)  
 
Abraham
Owner: Maggi Moss
Trainer: Richard Chris
Jockey: Lanerie C J
Churchill Downs - Race 9 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $57,500. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $62,500. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of $26,400 Twice At A Mile Or Over Since April 26 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Races Where Entered For $50,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the turf course, it will be run on the main track at One and One Sixteenth mile.). (04:51 PM) (15)  
 
Honorable Duty
Owner: Darrs Inc
Trainer: Walsh Brendan P
Jockey: Bridgmohan S X
Churchill Downs - Race 9 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $57,500. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $62,500. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of $26,400 Twice At A Mile Or Over Since April 26 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Races Where Entered For $50,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the turf course, it will be run on the main track at One and One Sixteenth mile.). (04:51 PM) (15)  
 
Caneros
Owner: Perry Cavanaugh
Trainer: Cavanaugh Perry
Jockey: Fennell Jeramie
Chippewa - Race 1 STAKES. 4 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $2,500. Chippewa Downs Open Colts and Geldings Speed S.. FOR 3 YR. olds and upward Thoroughbred colts and geldings. $150.00 due at time of entry. Preference to be determined by money earned 2015-16. Weight 3 yr. olds 121 older 124. (01:30 PM) (7)  
 
Sunrise Glow
Owner: Ten Broeck Farm
Trainer: Wenzel Tom
Jockey: Matias J
Emerald Downs - Race 7 STAKES. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $50,000. Kent S.. FOR THREE-YEAR-OLD FILLIES. By subscription of $100 each, which shall accompany the nomination, by 3:00pm Saturday, June 18, 2016, $350 to enter, $350 additional to start . A late Penalty Payment of $1,250 may be at entry time on Thursday, June 23, 2016 with $27,500 guaranteed to the winner, $10,000 to second, $7,500 to third, $3,750 to fourth and $1,250 to fifth. Weights 123 lbs. Non-winners of $25,000 since April 1, 2016 allowed 2 lbs.; Non-winners of $20,000 in 2016 allowed 4 lbs.; Non-winners of $20,000 at any time allowed 6 lbs. (Maiden, Claiming and Starter races not considered) Starters to be named through the entry box by the closing time of entries. In Allowance Stakes preference in the draw will be based on money earned. NOMINATIONS CLOSED AT3:00PM SATURDAY, JULY 18, 2016 WITH 9. (04:41 PM) (7)  
 
Ditka
Owner: Godolphin Racing Llc
Trainer: Harty Eoin
Jockey: Gallardo Antonio A
Presque Isle Downs - Race 3 ALLOWANCE. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $28,000. (PLUS UP TO 30% PABF) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 117 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winners of a race at a mile or over since May 26 Allowed 3 lbs. (Claiming Races For $20,000 Or Less Not Considered In Estimating Allowances) (Limited To10 Starters). (06:15 PM) (7)  
 
Saturday June 25, 2016
Pushingonastring
Owner: The Farm On 4 Llc
Trainer: Mcnair Scotty D
Jockey: Jimenez Albin
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 8 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $34,000. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR INDIANA BRED OR CLAIMING PRICE $25,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winners of a race since May 25 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $25,000 (Races where entered for $15,000 or less not considered in allowances). (09:21 PM) (13)  
 
Crittenden
Owner: Godolphin Stable
Trainer: Harty Eoin
Jockey: Alvarado F T
Pleasanton - Race 8 STAKES. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $50,000. Oak Tree H.. FOR THREE-YEAR-OLDS AND UPWARD. No nomination fee, or by supplementary nomination of $1,000 (includes all fees) by Noon, Sunday, June 19. $300 additional to start, with $50,000 Added, with $30,000 (plus fees) to the winner, $10,000 to second, $6,000 to third, $3,000 to fourth and $1,000 to fifth. High weights preferred. (Formerly called Alamedan Handicap and County of Alameda Handicap). Closed Saturday, June 18, 2016 with 13 nominations. (04:54 PM) (9)  
 
Friday June 24, 2016
Estelle
Owner: Godolphin Llc
Trainer: Albertrani Thomas
Jockey: Carmouche K
Belmont Park - Race 8 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $77,000. INNER TURF (UP TO $13,860 NYSBFOA) FOR FILLIES THREE YEARS OLD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $80,000. Weight, 122 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Other ThanClaiming Or Starter At A Mile Or Over Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Other Than Claiming, Or Starter At Any Distance Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $80,000 (Allowance Horses Preferred). (Rail at 18 feet). (06:49 PM) (9)  
 
Empower
Owner: Linda S Payne
Trainer: Martin August R
Jockey: Karamanos H A
Pimlico - Race 6 STARTER ALLOWANCE. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $35,000. (PLUS UP TO 30% MBF) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $25,000 OR LESS AND HAVE NOT WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN OR CLAIMING OR WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $25,000 OR LESS AND HAVE NEVER WON FOUR RACES. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races At A Mile Or Over Since April 24 Allowed 2 lbs. Such A Race Since Then Allowed 4 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $18,500 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances) (Winners Preferred). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race on the Turf course, it will be run on the main track at One Mile and One Sixteenth) (Rail at 20 feet). (03:30 PM) (10)  
 
Thursday June 23, 2016
Robillard
Owner: Godolphin Llc
Trainer: Mclaughlin Kiaran P
Jockey: Carmouche K
Belmont Park - Race 7 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $85,000. INNER TURF (UP TO $15,300 NYSBFOA) FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 THREE TIMES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON FOUR RACES OR WHICH HAVE NOT WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OR STARTER SINCE AUGUST 1, 2015 OR CLAIMING PRICE $80,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races Other Than Claiming, Or Starter At A Mile Or Over In 2016 Allowed 2 lbs. One Such Race In 2016 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $80,000 (Allowance Horses Preferred). (Rail at 18 feet). (04:41 PM) (7)  
 
Wednesday June 22, 2016
Chomsky
Owner: Reddam Racing Llc
Trainer: Hennig Mark
Jockey: Carmouche K
Belmont Park - Race 6 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $75,000. (UP TO $13,500 NYSBFOA) FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 117 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (Non-starters For A Claiming Price Of $40,000 Or Less In The Last 3 Starts Preferred). (04:09 PM) (9)  
 
Miles Of Humor
Owner: Whisper Hill Farm Llc
Trainer: Nicks Ralph E
Jockey: Castellano J J
Belmont Park - Race 6 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $75,000. (UP TO $13,500 NYSBFOA) FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 117 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (Non-starters For A Claiming Price Of $40,000 Or Less In The Last 3 Starts Preferred). (04:09 PM) (9)  
 
Tuesday June 21, 2016
Abraham
Owner: Maggi Moss
Trainer: Richard Chris
Jockey: Jimenez Albin
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 9 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $38,000. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $9,750 THREE TIMES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR RESTRICTED OR WHICH HAVE NOT WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR RESTRICTED IN2016 OR CLAIMING PRICE $50,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners of $21,000 twice At A Mile Or Over On Tthe Turf since May 21 Allowed 2 lbs. $21,000 since then Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $50,000 (Races Where Entered For $35,000 OrLess Not Considered) (Condition Eligibility Preferred). If this race is taken off the turf, it will be run at 1 mile and 70 yards on the main track. (05:49 PM) (10)  
 
Dac
Owner: Amanda And Jose C Sarinana
Trainer: Brumley William S
Jockey: Pedroza Marcelino
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 9 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $38,000. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $9,750 THREE TIMES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR RESTRICTED OR WHICH HAVE NOT WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR RESTRICTED IN2016 OR CLAIMING PRICE $50,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners of $21,000 twice At A Mile Or Over On Tthe Turf since May 21 Allowed 2 lbs. $21,000 since then Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $50,000 (Races Where Entered For $35,000 OrLess Not Considered) (Condition Eligibility Preferred). If this race is taken off the turf, it will be run at 1 mile and 70 yards on the main track. (05:49 PM) (10)  
 
Monday June 20, 2016
A Funny Song
Owner: Patricia Schuler
Trainer: Capuano Dale
Jockey: No Rider
Presque Isle Downs - Race 5 STAKES. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $100,000. Karl Boyes Memorial S.. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD. No Nomination Fee. $200 to pass the entry box. $250 additional to start. Money to be divided: $60,000 to the Winner; $20,000 to Second; $10,000 to Third; $5,000 to Fourth; $2,500 to Fifth; $1,500 to Sixth; $500 to Seventh and Eighth and $200 each to Ninth through Twelfth. WEIGHTS: Three-year-olds 117 lbs.; Older 122 lbs. ; Winners of a Sweepstakes or Handicap with a value of $60,000 or greater to the winner in 2016 to carry 2 lbs additional; Non-Winners of $30,000 twice in2016. allowed 3 lbs.; Non-Winners of $30,000 once in 2016. 6 lbs.; Non-Winners of $18,000 in 2016. 9 lbs.(Maiden, Claiming or Starter races not considered in estimating allowances) Nominations Closed Wednesday, June 8, 2016 With 51 Nominations. TROPHY TOTHE WINNING OWNER. (07:05 PM) (14)  
 
Tacky Diamonds
Owner: Bobby Persad
Trainer: Stokes Lance
Jockey: Garcia Jose Angel
Presque Isle Downs - Race 8 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $27,000. (PLUS UP TO 30% PABF) FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 117 lbs.; Older, 121 lbs. (08:20 PM) (7)  
 

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