Distorted HumorRecent & Upcoming Races for this Sire's Progeny
Wednesday August 31, 2016
No Funny Biz
Owner: Indy Dancer's Training Center
Trainer: Roberts Merrill C
Jockey: Cardenas Dick
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 7 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $34,000. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR RESTRICTED OR CLAIMING PRICE $25,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winners of a race sinceJuly 31 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $25,000 (Races where entered for $17,500 or less not considered in allowances). (04:53 PM) (8)  
 
Tuesday August 30, 2016
Poison Apple
Owner: Whitney A Bicknell
Trainer: Delong Ben
Jockey: Paucar E
Mountaineer - Race 8 STARTER ALLOWANCE. 2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $15,900. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR ANY CLAIMING PRICE IN 2015 - 2016. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Winners At Two Furlongs In 2015-2016 To Carry 1 LB Additional For Each Such Race Won. (Preference To Highest Earnings In 2015-2016). (09:34 PM) (7)  
 
Sunday August 28, 2016
Distinguishable
Owner: Mark Dedomenico Llc Or Tailwind Racing I
Trainer: Hollendorfer Jerry
Jockey: Martinez Catalino
Golden Gate Fields - Race 7 ALLOWANCE. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $27,000. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 ONCE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING AND STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 121 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Non-winners of a race since June 1 Allowed 3 lbs. (Maiden, Claiming and Starter races for $25,000 or less not considered in allowances only) (Cal-Bred or Cal-Sired horses that have won the open first condition allowance race in Northern California must carry an additional 2 lbs.). (04:45 PM) (7)  
 
Tacky Diamonds
Owner: Bobby Persad
Trainer: Stokes Lance
Jockey: Garcia Jose Angel
Presque Isle Downs - Race 8 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 6 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $27,000. (PLUS UP TO 30% PABF) FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 121 lbs. (08:20 PM) (7)  
 
Sanctifica
Owner: Waterville Lake Stable
Trainer: Clement Christophe
Jockey: Cancel Eric
Saratoga - Race 10 STAKES. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $100,000. Smart N Fancy S.. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD. By subscription of $100 each which should accompany the nomination: $500 to pass the entry box and an additional $500 to start. For horses not originally nominated, a supplemental payment of $1,000 along with the entry and starting fees may be made at any time prior to the closing of entries. The Purse to be divided 60% to the owner of the winner, 20% to second, 10% to third, 5% to fourth, 3% to fifth and 2% divided equally amongst the remaining finishers.Weights: Three year olds, 120 lbs. Older 124 lbs. Non-winners of a sweepstakes on the turf in 2016, allowed 3 lbs.; of three races on the turf other than maiden, claiming, starter or state-bred allowance races allowed 5 lbs. A presentation will be madeto the winning owner. The New York Racing Association reserves the right to transfer this race to the main track. Closed Saturday, August 13, 2016 with 20 Original Nominations and 1 Supplement. (If the Stewards consider it inadvisable to run this race on the turf course, this race will be run at Five and One Half Furlongs on the main track.). (06:18 PM) (11)  
 
Double Sharp
Owner: Xyz Racing
Trainer: Gorham Michael E
Jockey: Rodriguez E D
Timonium - Race 9 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 6 1/2 Furlongs About Dirt. Purse $32,000. (PLUS UP TO 30% MBF) FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (04:42 PM) (7)  
 
Saturday August 27, 2016
Dust It
Owner: Baca Duenas Or Gali Et Al
Trainer: Baltas Richard
Jockey: Arroyo N Jr
Del Mar - Race 5 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $60,000. FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (Horses Which Have Started For $40,000 Or Less In Their Last 3 Starts Least Preferred). (Rail at 12 feet). (04:03 PM) (10)  
 
Crimson And Gold
Owner: Nagako Fujita
Trainer: Gallagher Patrick
Jockey: Solis A
Del Mar - Race 7 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $62,000. FOR FILLIES THREE YEARS OLD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 ONCE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $80,000. Weight, 123 lbs. Non-winners of a race other than Claiming or Starter Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $80,000 (Non-Starters for a claiming price of $25,000 or less in the last 3 starts preferred). (Rail at 12 feet). (05:03 PM) (14)  
 
Sweet Opportunity
Owner: Wayne Sanders And Larry Hirsch
Trainer: Von Hemel Donnie K
Jockey: Quinonez L S
Remington Park - Race 6 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $37,400. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NOT WON A RACE ON THE TURF OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER,OR OKLAHOMA BRED ALLOWANCE IN 2016 OR CLAIMING PRICE $25,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. Non-winners of a race at amile or over since July 27 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $25,000. (Races Where Entered For $20,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (If management deems it necessary to take this race off the Turf, it will be run at a distance of 1 Mile on the maintrack.). (09:44 PM) (6)  
 
Friday August 26, 2016   TODAY
Semper Fortis
Owner: Reddam Racing Llc
Trainer: O'neill Doug
Jockey: Gutierrez Mario
Del Mar - Race 7 STAKES. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $100,000. Shared Belief S.. FOR THREE-YEAR-OLDS. By subscription of $100 each, which shall accompany the nomination, closed Thursday, August 18 with 13 or by supplementary nomination of $1,000 each by closing time of entries (closed with 1), $1,500 additional to start, with $100,000Guaranteed, of which $60,000 to first, $20,000 to second, $12,000 to third, $6,000 to fourth and $2,000 to fifth. Weight 124 lbs.; Non-winners of $60,000 at one mile or over allowed 2 lbs.; of such a race of $40,000 in 2016, 4 lbs.; of such a race anytime or $30,000 any distance since March 1, 6 lbs.; (Maiden and claiming races not considered.) A trophy will be presented to the winning owner. (06:30 PM) (11)  
 
Willow Hills
Owner: Donamire Farm
Trainer: Fawkes David
Jockey: Leyva J C
Gulfstream Park - Race 9 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $44,000. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR RESTRICTED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR WHICH HAVE NOT WON A ALLOWANCE RACE SINCE FEBRUARY 26 OR OPTIONAL CLAIMINGPRICE OF $62,500. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. Non-winners of a race since July 26 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Races Where Entered For $50,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (05:17 PM) (10)  
 
Wednesday August 24, 2016
No Distortion
Owner: Brereton C Jones
Trainer: Jones J Larry
Jockey: Saez Gabriel
Delaware Park - Race 8 STAKES. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $50,000. Grover Buddy Delp Memorial S.. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS. Free nomination, $200 to enter and $300 to start. Supplemental nominations of $750 will be accepted at time of entry which shall include all fees. $50,000 Guaranteed, of which $30,000 to the winner, $10,000 to second, $5,500 to third, $3,000 to fourth and $1,500 to fifth. Weight: Three year olds: 122 lbs. Non-winners of $30,000 at a mile or over in 2016 allowed 3 lbs. $20,000 at a mile or over in 2016, 6 lbs. (Maiden, claiming and starter races not considered in estimating allowances). Closed on Saturday, August 13, 2016, with 31 Nominations. Trophy to Winning Owner. (04:45 PM) (9)  
 
Kristo
Owner: Hronis Racing Llc
Trainer: Sadler John W
Jockey: Baze T C
Del Mar - Race 5 STAKES. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $75,000. Harry F. Brubaker S.. FOR THREE-YEAR-OLDS AND UPWARD. FREE nominations closed Thursday, August 18 with 22 , or by supplementary nomination of $750 each by closing time of entries, $100 to pass the entry box and an additional $400 to start, with $75,000 Added. The added money and all fees to be divided 60% to the winner; 20% to second, 12% to third, 6% to fourth and 2% to fifth. Three-year-olds 119 lbs.; Older 123 lbs. Non-winners of $35,000 other than maiden or claiming at one mile or over since May 1 or such a race of $50,000 since September 1, 2015, allowed 2 lbs.; of such a race of $35,000 in 2016 or a race of $50,000 any distance since September 1, 2015, 4 lbs. *$50,000 to the winner. (04:03 PM) (7)  
 
Crittenden
Owner: Godolphin Stable
Trainer: Harty Eoin
Jockey: Gonzalez Santiago
Del Mar - Race 5 STAKES. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $75,000. Harry F. Brubaker S.. FOR THREE-YEAR-OLDS AND UPWARD. FREE nominations closed Thursday, August 18 with 22 , or by supplementary nomination of $750 each by closing time of entries, $100 to pass the entry box and an additional $400 to start, with $75,000 Added. The added money and all fees to be divided 60% to the winner; 20% to second, 12% to third, 6% to fourth and 2% to fifth. Three-year-olds 119 lbs.; Older 123 lbs. Non-winners of $35,000 other than maiden or claiming at one mile or over since May 1 or such a race of $50,000 since September 1, 2015, allowed 2 lbs.; of such a race of $35,000 in 2016 or a race of $50,000 any distance since September 1, 2015, 4 lbs. *$50,000 to the winner. (04:03 PM) (7)  
 
Tuesday August 23, 2016
No Funny Biz
Owner: Indy Dancer's Training Center
Trainer: Roberts Merrill C
Jockey: Rivera Ezequiel
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 8 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 7 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $34,000. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR INDIANA BRED OR CLAIMING PRICE $25,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winners of a race on the turf since July 23 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $25,000 (Races where entered for $15,000 or less not considered in allowances) (Condition Eligibility Preferred). If this race is taken off the turf, it will be run at 1 mile on the main track. (05:21 PM) (14)  
 
Monday August 22, 2016
Wake Up Smiling
Owner: Edition Farm
Trainer: Rice Linda
Jockey: Lezcano Jose
Saratoga - Race 1 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $73,000. FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD FOALED IN NEW YORK STATE AND APPROVED BY THE NEW YORK STATE-BRED REGISTRY. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (Non-starters For A Claiming Price Of $40,000 Or Less In The Last 3 Starts Preferred). (If the Stewards consider it inadvisable to run this race on the turf course, this race will be run at Five and One Half Furlongs on the main track.) (Rail at 12 feet). (01:00 PM) (10)  
 
High Noon Rider
Owner: R A Hill Stable
Trainer: Weaver George
Jockey: Santana Ricardo Jr
Saratoga - Race 7 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $93,000. INNER TURF (UP TO $16,740 NYSBFOA) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 THREE TIMES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON FOUR RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $80,000. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races Other Than Maiden, Claiming Or Starter At A Mile Or Over In 2016 Allowed 2 lbs. One such race in 2016 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $80,000 (Allowance Horses Preferred). (Rail at 18 feet). (04:24 PM) (15)  
 
Sunday August 21, 2016
Texas Two Step
Owner: Barber Or Brous Stable Or Wachtel Stable
Trainer: Miller Peter
Jockey: Gonzalez Santiago
Del Mar - Race 8 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $68,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 TWICE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OR STARTER OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $62,500. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races Since May 21, 2016 Allowed 3 lbs. A race since then Allowed 5 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Maiden races and Claiming races for $50,000 or less not considered). (05:40 PM) (7)  
 
Dion
Owner: Hooties Racing Llc
Trainer: Hawley Wesley
Jockey: Mena M
Ellis Park - Race 6 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $39,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $25,000. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since July 21 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $25,000 (Races Where Entered For $20,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the turf course, it will be run on the main track at Five and One Half furlongs.). (03:30 PM) (12)  
 
Blushing Humor
Owner: Cash Is King Llc
Trainer: Servis John C
Jockey: Lopez Pascacio
Monmouth Park - Race 5 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $40,000. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OPTIONAL, STARTER, OR STATE BRED RESTRICTED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $20,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs.Non-winners Of A Race Since July 22 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since June 22 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $20,000 (Races Where Entered For $18,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (03:00 PM) (8)  
 
Saturday August 20, 2016
High Noon Rider
Owner: R A Hill Stable
Trainer: Weaver George
Jockey: Santana Ricardo Jr
Saratoga - Race 5 STAKES. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $100,000. Troy S.. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD. (03:15 PM) (11)  
 

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