Distorted HumorRecent & Upcoming Races for this Sire's Progeny
Wednesday May 3, 2017
Arghad
Owner: Shadwell Stable
Trainer: Mclaughlin Kiaran P
Jockey: Maragh Rajiv
Belmont Park - Race 8 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 1/4 Mile Turf. Purse $90,000. INNER TURF (UP TO $16,200 NYSBFOA) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 TWICE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $62,500. Three Year Olds, 117 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races Other Than Claiming Or Starter At A Mile Or Over In 2017 Allowed 2 lbs. One Such Race In 2017 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Allowance Horses Preferred). (Rail at 27 feet). (05:13 PM) (11)  
 
Improv
Owner: G Watts Humphrey Jr
Trainer: Arnold George R Ii
Jockey: Graham J
Churchill Downs - Race 4 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $53,000. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $62,500. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of $26,400 TwiceSince March 3 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Races Where Entered For $50,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (02:15 PM) (6)  
 
Abraham
Owner: Ten Strike Racing
Trainer: Matthews Randy
Jockey: Bracho R A
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 1 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $32,500. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR INDIANA BRED OR CLAIMING PRICE $25,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winners of a race at amile or over since April 3 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $25,000 (Races Where Entered For $15,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (02:05 PM) (8)  
 
Monday May 1, 2017
Black Tie Event
Owner: Toby Roth
Trainer: Brooks Gerald E
Jockey: Quinones Carlos
Thistledown - Race 7 ALLOWANCE. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $24,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR OHIO BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since April 1 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since March 1 Allowed 4 lbs. (Ohio Registered Foals Preferred). (04:40 PM) (12)  
 
Sunday April 30, 2017
Texas Two Step
Owner: Barber Or Brous Stable Llc Or Wachtel St
Trainer: Miller Peter
Jockey: Arroyo N Jr
Santa Anita Park - Race 8 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $58,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 TWICE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR OPTIONAL CLAIMING PRICE OF $62,500. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 126 lbs. Non-winners of tworaces other than Maiden, Claiming or Starter Allowed 2 lbs. Two Races Other Than Claiming, Or Starter Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500. (04:30 PM) (6)  
 
Lady Nicky
Owner: Tucci Stables
Trainer: Attard Sid C
Jockey: Garcia A
Woodbine - Race 8 STAKES. 7 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $125,000. Fury S.. FOR THREE-YEAR-OLD FILLIES, FOALED IN CANADA. By subscription of $125 each which shall accompany the nomination and an additional $1,250, when making entry. The purse to be divided: 60% to the winner, 20% to second, 10% to third, 5% to fourth, 2% to fifth, 1% to sixth, 1% to seventh, 1% to eighth. Weight: 124 lbs. Non-winners of a Sweepstakes of $60,000 twice, allowed 3 lbs.; Of a Sweepstakes of $60,000 once, 5 lbs.; Of a race other than maiden or claiming or restricted allowance, 7 lbs. (No Canadian Bred Allowance). Final entries to be made through the entry box at the closing time then in effect for overnight events. A supplemental nomination may be made no later than the time of final entry, by a non-refundable fee of $2,500, which includes the entryfee.(Closed with 20 Nominations) *Plus up to $12,600 Ontario Sired/ Ontario Bred Breeder Awards. *$30,000 of the purse has been provided through the Thoroughbred Improvement Program. (04:25 PM) (9)  
 
Saturday April 29, 2017   TODAY
Shidoshi
Owner: Cannizzo David A And Secure Investments
Trainer: Cannizzo David A
Jockey: Carmouche K
Belmont Park - Race 4 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 6 Furlongs Turf. Purse $75,000. (UP TO $13,500 NYSBFOA) FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 117 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (Non-starters For A Claiming Price Of $40,000 Or Less In The Last 3 Starts Preferred). (If the Stewards consider it inadvisable to run this race on the turf course, this race will be run at Six Furlongs on the main track.) (Rail at 9 feet). (03:04 PM) (9)  
 
Tricked Up
Owner: Lapenta Robert V And Sheep Pond Partners
Trainer: Brown Chad C
Jockey: Franco Manuel
Belmont Park - Race 6 ALLOWANCE. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $77,000. INNER TURF (UP TO $13,860 NYSBFOA) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 117 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A RaceOther Than Claiming Or Starter At A Mile Or Over Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Other Than Claiming Or Starter At Any Distance Allowed 4 lbs. (Rail at 18 feet). (04:09 PM) (10)  
 
Ribbon Of Jewels
Owner: Mr & Mrs Larry D Williams
Trainer: Bonde Jeff
Jockey: Elliott S
Santa Anita Park - Race 4 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $54,000. FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 126 lbs. (Non-starters For A Claiming Price Of $40,000 Or Less In Their Last Start Preferred). (02:33 PM) (14)  
 
Friday April 28, 2017
Mercy Ann
Owner: Town And Country Racing Llc
Trainer: Lynch Brian A
Jockey: Rosario Joel
Keeneland - Race 5 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $70,000. FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES THREE YEARS OLD. Weight, 120 lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For Less Than $75,000). In the event that this race is taken off the turf it will be contested at One Mile on the main track. (Rail at 10 feet). (03:18 PM) (16)  
 
Thursday April 27, 2017
Humor
Owner: Joey Keith Davis
Trainer: Hartman Chris
Jockey: Albarado R J
Keeneland - Race 6 ALLOWANCE. 1 1/8 Mile Turf. Purse $72,000. FOR FOUR YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Weight, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of $22,800 Over A Mile On The Turf Since February 27 Allowed 3 lbs. $21,600 Over A Mile On The Turf Since Then Allowed 5 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $35,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). In the event that this race is taken off the turf it will be contested at One Mile and One-Eighth on the main track. (Rail at 10 feet). (03:51 PM) (10)  
 
Tuesday April 25, 2017
Inside Joke
Owner: Frederick Hertrich Iii
Trainer: Cox Brad H
Jockey: Bridgmohan S X
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 3 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $31,000. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE, FOUR, AND FIVE YEARS OLD. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. (03:01 PM) (8)  
 
Sunday April 23, 2017
Richard The Great
Owner: Arindel
Trainer: Gold Stanley I
Jockey: Zayas Edgard J
Gulfstream Park - Race 4 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $44,000. FOR FOUR YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR RESTRICTED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR WHICH HAVE NOT WON A RACE SINCE OCTOBER 23 OR OPTIONAL CLAIMING PRICE OF $62,500. Weight, 123lbs. Non-winners of a race since March 23 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Races Where Entered For $50,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (02:34 PM) (6)  
 
Secretariat Humor
Owner: Charles E Fipke
Trainer: Attfield Roger
Jockey: Garcia A
Woodbine - Race 7 STAKES. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $125,000. Whimsical S. (Grade 3). FOR FILLIES AND MARES, FOUR-YEAR-OLDS AND UPWARD. By subscription of $125 each which shall accompany the nomination and an additional $1,250 when making entry. The purse to be divided: 60% to the winner, 20% to second, 10% to third, 5% to fourth, 2%to fifth, 1% to sixth, 1% to seventh, 1% to eighth. Weight: 124 lbs. Non-winners of a Sweepstakes of $60,000 three times in 2016-2017, allowed 3 lbs.; Of a Sweepstakes of $60,000 twice in 2016-2017, 5 lbs.; Of a Sweepstakes of $60,000 once in 2016-2017, 7 lbs. (No Canadian Bred Allowance) Final entries to be made through the entry box at the closing time then in effect for overnight events. A supplemental nomination may be made no later than the time of final entry, by a non-refundable fee of $2,500which includes the entry fee. (Closed with 14 Nominations plus 1 Supplement)*Plus up to $18,900 Ontario Sired/Ontario Bred Breeder Awards. *ALL HORSES WILL BE SUBJECT TO ALCOHOL AND GAMING COMMISSION OF ONTARIO OUT OF COMPETITION TESTING IN ACCORDANCE WITH RULE 39 OF THE RULES OF THOROUGHBRED RACING. (04:19 PM) (8)  
 
Saturday April 22, 2017
Farley
Owner: Doug F O'neill
Trainer: O'neill Doug
Jockey: Gutierrez Mario
Charles Town - Race 9 STAKES. 7 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $85,000. Robert Hilton Memorial S.. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS. (04:28 PM) (10)  
 
Bishop's Castle
Owner: Bruton Street-us
Trainer: Wyatt Todd J
Jockey: Geraghty Ross
Middleburg - Race 5 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 2 1/8 Miles Turf. Purse $30,000. TO BE RUN OVER NATIONAL FENCES FOR MAIDENS, FOUR YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Four Year Olds, 144 lbs.; Older, 154 lbs. (03:20 PM) (12)  
 

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