Distorted HumorRecent & Upcoming Races for this Sire's Progeny
Saturday June 22, 2019
Crystal Lake
Owner: Aaron Sones
Trainer: Gallagher Patrick
Jockey: Pereira Tiago
Santa Anita Park - Race 7 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 6 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $65,000. FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. (04:00 PM) (8)  
 
Friday June 21, 2019
Dark N Cloudy
Owner: Blandino Antonio
Trainer: Schettino Dominick A
Jockey: Rider Tba
Belmont Park - Race 6 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Turf. Purse $82,000. INNER TURF (UP TO $14,268 NYSBFOA) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 ONCE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR THREE YEAR OLDS OPTIONAL CLAIMING PRICE OF $80,000. ThreeYear Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Other Than Claiming Or Starter Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $80,000. (Rail at 18 feet). (04:12 PM) (11)  
 
Cache
Owner: Courtlandt Farms
Trainer: Hennig Mark
Jockey: Franco Manuel
Belmont Park - Race 8 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Turf. Purse $82,000. INNER TURF (UP TO $14,268 NYSBFOA) FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 ONCE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR THREE YEAR OLD FILLIES OPTIONAL CLAIMING PRICE OF $80,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Other Than Claiming Or Starter Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $80,000. (Rail at 18 feet). (05:18 PM) (13)  
 
High Noon Rider
Owner: Genstar Thoroughbreds
Trainer: Russell Brittany
Jockey: Russell Sheldon
Laurel Park - Race 9 STARTER HANDICAP. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $30,000. (PLUS UP TO 30% MBF) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $16,000 OR LESS SINCE JUNE 1, 2018. Weights Will Be Done at The Draw. Low Weight 115. Min High Weight 123. Winner gets 4 pts, 2nd 3pts, 3rd 2 pts, 4th-Last 1pt.High Weights Preferred. (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race on the Turf course, it will be run on the main track at One Mile) (Rail at 35 feet). (05:10 PM) (11)  
 
Thursday June 20, 2019
Whisper Slow
Owner: Don Alberto Corp And Blazing Meadows Far
Trainer: Hamm Timothy
Jockey: Spieth S
Presque Isle Downs - Race 1 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $30,000. (PLUS UP TO 30% PABF) FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES TWO YEARS OLD. Weight, 120 lbs. (05:25 PM) (7)  
 
Monday June 17, 2019   TODAY
Tijuana Dancer
Owner: Martha Reyes
Trainer: Montano Wilfrido
Jockey: Barrios Ricardo
Mountaineer - Race 2 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 Mile 70Y Turf. Purse $15,500. FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 116 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. (If necessary will be run SAME DISTANCE Main Track.). (07:22 PM) (10)  
 
Sunday June 16, 2019
I'mnotshyi'llbuy
Owner: Jerry Jamgotchian
Trainer: Reed Eric R
Jockey: Enriquez Juan C
Belterra Park - Race 7 ALLOWANCE. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $17,400. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. (Claiming Races For $17,500 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances) (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For A Claiming Price)(Ohio Registered Foals Preferred). (If transferred to the Main Track, this race will be run at One Mile and 70 Yards.). (03:35 PM) (10)  
 
Whata Show Off
Owner: Lothenbach Stables Inc
Trainer: Berndt Joel
Jockey: Martin E M Jr
Canterbury Park - Race 5 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile 70Y Dirt. Purse $30,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $15,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At One Mile Or Over Since May 16 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $15,000 (Condition Eligibility Preferred). Minnesota Bred Claiming Price $20,000. (02:58 PM) (8)  
 
Nikki Beach
Owner: Michael And Katherine G Ball
Trainer: Colebrook Ben
Jockey: Lanerie C J
Churchill Downs - Race 10 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 Furlongs Turf. Purse $95,000. FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 116 lbs.; Older, 121 lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For Less Than $50,000 In Last 3 Starts). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the turfcourse, it will be run on the main track at Five Furlongs.). (05:26 PM) (16)  
 
Tomlin
Owner: Fairview Llc
Trainer: Stidham Michael
Jockey: Mccarthy Trevor
Laurel Park - Race 4 STAKES. 7 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $100,000. Alma North S.. FOR FILLIES THREE-YEAR-OLDS. By free subscription. $500 to pass the entry box, $500 to start, with $100,000 Guaranteed, (Grade I winners in past twelve (12) months will have their entry and start fees waived if they start) of which 60% to the winner, 20%to second, 10% to third, 6% to fourth, 3% to fifth and 1% to sixth. Entry fee will be waived if horse starts. Weight 122 lbs. Non-winners of a Sweepstakes, allowed 2 lbs.; $50,000 allowed, 4 lbs.(Maiden, Claiming and starter races not considered in estimating allowances). First Trophy to the owner of the winner. Nominations Closed Friday, June 7, 2019 with 28 nominations.in past twelve (12) months. Third Preference to starters with highest earnings in 2018-19. Horses may be placed on the also-eligible list. Starters to be named through the entry box by the usual time of closing. Trophy to the owner of the winner. (02:40 PM) (7)  
 
Saturday June 15, 2019
Herecomesyourman
Owner: Team D
Trainer: Dutrow Anthony W
Jockey: Franco Manuel
Belmont Park - Race 5 STARTER ALLOWANCE. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $55,000. INNER TURF (UP TO $9,570 NYSBFOA) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $40,000 OR LESS AND WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN OR CLAIMING. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 126 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race In2019 Allowed 2 lbs. (Rail at 9 feet). (03:40 PM) (8)  
 
Tohui
Owner: Luis A Jurado And Cypress Springs Farm
Trainer: Jurado Luis
Jockey: Mena M
Churchill Downs - Race 1 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $95,000. FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 116 lbs.; Older, 121 lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For Less Than $50,000 In Last 3 Starts). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the turf course, it will be run on the main track at Five and a Half Furlongs.). (06:00 PM) (17)  
 
Quip
Owner: Winstar Farm Llc China Horse Club And Sf
Trainer: Brisset Rodolphe
Jockey: Geroux Florent
Churchill Downs - Race 8 STAKES. 1 1/8 Mile Dirt. Purse $600,000. Stephen Foster S. (Grade 2). FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD. (09:47 PM) (12)  
 
Fareeq
Owner: T T And F Racing Llc
Trainer: Ortiz John Alexander
Jockey: Parker D L
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 6 ALLOWANCE. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $32,500. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR INDIANA BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since May 15 Allowed 2 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $25,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (08:35 PM) (6)  
 
Bev's Humor
Owner: Cj Thoroughbreds And Casner Racing Lp
Trainer: Calhoun William Bret
Jockey: Diego I V
Lone Star Park - Race 3 ALLOWANCE. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $24,000. (PLUS UP TO $3,840 Open ATB) FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR TEXAS BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. (If Deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the Turf course, it will be run on the main track at One Mile.). (03:33 PM) (8)  
 
Inscom
Owner: Kaleem Shah Inc
Trainer: Callaghan Simon
Jockey: Garcia Martin
Santa Anita Park - Race 2 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 1/8 Mile Turf. Purse $67,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $15,000 ONCE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $40,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Other Than Claiming, OrStarter At A Mile Or Over Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $40,000 (Non-starters For A Claiming Price Of $25,000 Or Less In Their Last 3 Starts Preferred). (01:29 PM) (9)  
 
Friday June 14, 2019
Examiner
Owner: Louie J Roussel Iii
Trainer: Roussel Louis J Iii
Jockey: Valdivia J Jr
Arlington Park - Race 5 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 7 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $31,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $9,800 ONCE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $18,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since May 14 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $18,000 (Races Where Entered For $17,500 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (05:28 PM) (10)  
 
Taamer
Owner: Shadwell Stable
Trainer: Mclaughlin Kiaran P
Jockey: Saez Luis
Belmont Park - Race 6 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $80,000. (UP TO $13,920 NYSBFOA) FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. (Non-starters For A Claiming Price Of $40,000 Or Less In The Last 3 Starts Preferred). (If the Stewards consider it inadvisable to run this race on the turf course, this race will be run at One Mile on the Main Track.) (Rail at 9 feet). (04:12 PM) (9)  
 
King Humor
Owner: Granpollo Stable
Trainer: Barboza Victor Jr
Jockey: Jaramillo E
Gulfstream Park - Race 8 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $48,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 TWICE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR RESTRICTED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR WHICH HAVE NOT WON A RACE SINCE DECEMBER 30 OR OPTIONAL CLAIMING PRICE OF $62,500. ThreeYear Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Older; Non-winners Of A Race Since May 14 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Races where entered for $50,000 or less not considered in allowances). (06:02 PM) (6)  
 
Tricked Up
Owner: Not The 1 Stable Inc
Trainer: Albert Linda L
Jockey: Gomez Kevin
Laurel Park - Race 9 STARTER OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $30,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $16,000 OR LESS IN THEIR LAST THREE STARTS OR CLAIMING PRICE $25,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 126 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over Since March 14 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $25,000 (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race on the Turf course, it will be run on the main track at One Mile). (05:20 PM) (11)  
 
Thursday June 13, 2019
Funny Flowers
Owner: Backer Ann M
Trainer: Tagg Barclay
Jockey: Bravo J
Belmont Park - Race 4 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $80,000. (UP TO $13,920 NYSBFOA) FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. (Non-starters For A Claiming Price Of $40,000 Or Less In The Last 3 Starts Preferred). (If the Stewards consider it inadvisableto run this race on the turf course, this race will be run at One Mile and One Sixteenth on the Main Track.) (Rail at 9 feet). (04:38 PM) (9)  
 
Wednesday June 12, 2019
Five Star General
Owner: Winstar Farm Llc China Horse Club And Sf
Trainer: Delacour Arnaud
Jockey: Centeno D E
Delaware Park - Race 7 STAKES. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $50,000. Stanton S.. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS. Free nomination, $200 to enter and $300 to start. Supplemental nominations of $750 will be accepted at time of entry which shall include all fees. $50,000 Guaranteed, of which $30,000 to the winner, $10,000 to second, $5,500 to third, $3,000 to fourth and $1,500 to fifth. Weight: 122 lbs. Non-winners of $30,000 on the turf in 2019 allowed 3 lbs., Non-winners of $20,000 on the turf in 2019 allowed 5 lbs. (Maiden, claiming and starter races not considered in estimating allowances). Horses who finish first, second, third or fourth will automatically earn a free nomination to the Kent Stakes. Preference to horses that have accumulated the highest total earnings in 2018-2019. Closed Monday, May 27, 2019 with 22 Nominations. (If deemed inadvisable by management not to run this race over the turf course, it will be run on the main track at One Mile and One Sixteenth) (Rail at 25 feet). (03:57 PM) (7)  
 
Dahik
Owner: Gene Burkholder
Trainer: Puhl Kim
Jockey: Corrales Gerardo
Thistledown - Race 6 ALLOWANCE. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $24,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since May 12 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since April 12 Allowed 4 lbs. (Claiming Races For $10,000 Or Less Not Considered In Weight Allowances) (Ohio Registered Foals Preferred). (04:10 PM) (8)  
 

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