Distorted HumorRecent & Upcoming Races for this Sire's Progeny
Monday August 1, 2016
Shadow Rock
Owner: Hui Michael M
Trainer: Maker Michael J
Jockey: Saez Luis
Saratoga - Race 6 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $90,000. (UP TO $16,200 NYSBFOA) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 TWICE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $62,500. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races Other Than Claiming Or Starter In 2016 Allowed 2 lbs. One Such Race In 2016 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Allowance Horses Preferred). (If the Stewards consider it inadvisable to run this race on the turf course, this race will be run at Five and One Half Furlongs on the main track.). (03:48 PM) (10)  
 
Sunday July 31, 2016
Willow Hills
Owner: Donamire Farm
Trainer: Fawkes David
Jockey: Leyva J C
Gulfstream Park - Race 5 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $44,000. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR RESTRICTED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR WHICH HAVE NOT WON AN ALLOWANCE RACE SINCE JANUARY 31 OR OPTIONAL CLAIMINGPRICE OF $62,500. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners of a race since June 30 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Races Where Entered For $50,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (03:21 PM) (6)  
 
You're To Blame
Owner: Woodford Racing Llc
Trainer: Brown Chad C
Jockey: Juarez Nik
Monmouth Park - Race 3 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $45,000. FOR MAIDENS, TWO YEARS OLD. Weight, 117 lbs.; , 122 lbs. (12:54 PM) (11)  
 
Nonna's Boy
Owner: Repole Stable
Trainer: Pletcher Todd A
Jockey: Bejarano R
Monmouth Park - Race 9 STAKES. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $150,000. Oceanport S. (Grade 3). FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD. By subcription of $100 each, which should accompany the nomination. $1,000 to enter; $1,000 to start. The winner to receive $90,000; $30,000 to second; $15,000 to third; $10,000 to fourth; $4,500 to fifth; $3,000 sixth through last. Weights: Three year olds, 118 lbs; Older, 123 lbs. Non-Winners of a Graded Stake in 2016 allowed 3 lbs; $60,000 once since October 31, 2015 allowed 5 lbs; $40,000 once in 2016 allowed 7 lbs. Supplementary nominations may be made at time of entry by payment of a fee of $5,000 which includes all fees. Starters to be named through the entry box by usual time of closing. The winning owner to receive a trophy. (04:04 PM) (8)  
 
Saturday July 30, 2016
Distinguishable
Owner: Mark Dedomenico Llc Or Tailwind Racing I
Trainer: Hollendorfer Jerry
Jockey: Garcia Martin
Del Mar - Race 7 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $65,000. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 ONCE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $40,000. Three Year Olds, 121 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race OtherThan Claiming Or Starter At A Mile Or Over Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $40,000 (Non-starters For A Claiming Price Of $25,000 Or Less In The Last 3 Starts Preferred). (05:10 PM) (13)  
 
Empower
Owner: Linda S Payne
Trainer: Martin August R
Jockey: Karamanos H A
Laurel Park - Race 1 STARTER ALLOWANCE. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $25,000. (PLUS UP TO 30% MBF) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $7,500 OR LESS IN 2015 - 2016. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races Since May 30 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since Then Allowed 4 lbs.(Races Where Entered For $6,500 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances) (Winners Preferred). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race on the Turf course, it will be run on the main track at Five and One half Furlongs) (Rail at 87 feet). (01:25 PM) (9)  
 
Friday July 29, 2016   TODAY
Against The Win
Owner: Alpha Delta Stables
Trainer: Delacour Arnaud
Jockey: Cedeno Carol
Laurel Park - Race 3 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $45,000. (PLUS UP TO 30% MBF) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, WAVER CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE SIRED RACES OR STATE BRED RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $32,000-$28,000. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs.Non-winners Of A Race Since May 29 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since April 29 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $32,000, For Each $2,000 To $28,000 2 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $25,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances) (Winners Preferred). (If deemed inadvisable by managementto run this race on the Turf course, it will be run on the main track at Five and One half Furlongs) (Rail at 17 feet). (04:38 PM) (8)  
 
Thursday July 28, 2016
Jaycee's Humor
Owner: Ghost Hollow Farm
Trainer: Gorder Kellyn
Jockey: Mckee J
Belterra Park - Race 4 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 Mile About Turf. Purse $13,000. FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (If transferred to the Main Track, this race will be run at One Mile and 70 Yards.). (02:57 PM) (10)  
 
Wednesday July 27, 2016
Black Tie Event
Owner: Toby Roth
Trainer: Lake Scott A
Jockey: Cedeno Carol
Delaware Park - Race 7 ALLOWANCE. 1 Mile 70Y Turf. Purse $36,000. (PLUS UP TO 50% Other Sources) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners of a race since June 27 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since April 27, 2016 Allowed 4 lbs. (Maiden, Claiming, and Starter races not considered in estimating allowances). (Rail at 15 feet). (04:15 PM) (12)  
 
Sanctifica
Owner: Waterville Lake Stable
Trainer: Clement Christophe
Jockey: Cancel Eric
Saratoga - Race 9 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $90,000. (UP TO $16,200 NYSBFOA) FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 TWICE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $62,500. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races Other Than Claiming Or Starter In 2016 Allowed 2 lbs. One Such Race In 2016 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Allowance Horses Preferred). (If the Stewards consider it inadvisable to run this race on the turf course, this race will be run at Five and One Half Furlongs on the main track.). (05:40 PM) (11)  
 
Sunday July 24, 2016
Farley
Owner: Secure Investments
Trainer: O'neill Doug
Jockey: Bejarano R
Del Mar - Race 9 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $63,000. FOR MAIDENS, TWO YEARS OLD. Weight, 120 lbs. (06:03 PM) (9)  
 
Sunrise Glow
Owner: Ten Broeck Farm
Trainer: Wenzel Tom
Jockey: Matias J
Emerald Downs - Race 8 STAKES. 1 1/8 Mile Dirt. Purse $75,000. Washington Oaks S.. FOR THREE-YEAR-OLD FILLIES. By subscription of $250 each to accompany the nomination by 3:00pm Saturday, July 9, 2016 to Non-British Columbia based nominees (British Columbia based nominees must nominate to the B.C. Oaks) $550 to enter, $750 additional to start. A late penalty payment of $1,875 may be made at entry on Thursday, July 21, 2016. $75,000 Guaranteed (with an additional $10,000 to eligible NWRS Nominees or Washington Breds) with 55% to the winner, 20% to second, 10% to third, 5% to fourth, 4%to fifth and 2% to sixth through eighth. Weight 121 lbs. Field will be limited 12 starters. Preference in the draw for post positions will be based on money earned. Starters to be named through the entry box by the closing time of entries. FINAL NOMINATIOONS CLOSED AT 3:00PM SATURDAY, JULY 9, 2016 WITH 13. (05:15 PM) (7)  
 
Swift Humor
Owner: Richard Smith
Trainer: David Ron
Jockey: Landeros B C
Fair Meadows Tulsa - Race 4 STARTER ALLOWANCE. 4 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $6,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $5,000 OR LESS IN 2015 - 2016. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since June 24 Allowed 2 lbs. (06:15 PM) (6)  
 
Saturday July 23, 2016
Ninety Schillings
Owner: Rockin R Racing Stable
Trainer: Rushton Stetson
Jockey: Ziegler M G
Arapahoe Park - Race 5 STARTER ALLOWANCE. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $7,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $5,000 OR LESS IN 2015-2016. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (02:40 PM) (6)  
 
Texas Two Step
Owner: Barber Or Brous Stable Or Wachtel Stable
Trainer: Miller Peter
Jockey: Gonzalez Santiago
Del Mar - Race 5 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $68,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 TWICE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OR STARTER OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $62,500. Three Year Olds, 121 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races At AMile Or Over Since April 23, 2016 Allowed 3 lbs. A race since then Allowed 5 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Maiden races and Claiming races for $50,000 or less not considered) (Rail at 6 feet). (04:03 PM) (11)  
 
Crittenden
Owner: Godolphin Racing Llc
Trainer: Harty Eoin
Jockey: Garcia Martin
Del Mar - Race 9 STAKES. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $200,000. San Diego H. (Grade 2). FOR THREE-YEAR-OLDS AND UPWARD. By subscription of $200 each, which shall accompany the nomination closed with 13 or by supplementary nomination of $2,000 each by Sunday, July 17, at noon, $3,000 additional to start, with $200,000 Guaranteed, of which $120,000 to first, $40,000 to second, $24,000 to third, $12,000 to fourth, and $4,000 to fifth. Weights Sunday, July 17. STARTERS TO BE NAMED THROUGH THE ENTRY BOX WEDNESDAY, JULY 20, BY THE CLOSING TIME OF ENTRIES. A trophy will be presented to the winningowner. (06:03 PM) (7)  
 
Wicked Wink
Owner: D'amato John Pietrangelo Michael A And A
Trainer: Albertrani Thomas
Jockey: Cancel Eric
Saratoga - Race 8 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $85,000. INNER TURF (UP TO $17,100 NYSBFOA) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $80,000. Weight, 122 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Other Than Claiming,Or Starter At A Mile Or Over In 2016 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Other Than Claiming, Or Starter At Any Distance In 2016 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $80,000 (Allowance Horses Preferred). (05:02 PM) (12)  
 

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