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| Tuesday May 19, 2026 |
Camp Daddy Owner: Odis Grimes Jr Trainer: Hornsby Tammy Jockey: Stanley A O |
Fairmount Park - Race 5 | STARTER OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile 70Y Dirt. Purse $22,500. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $12,500 OR LESS IN 2024 - 2026 OR OPTIONAL CLAIMING PRICE OF $17,500. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 126 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since February 19 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $17,500 (Claiming Races For $12,500 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (03:10 PM) (6) |
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Deadpan Owner: Richard Burnsworth Trainer: Farrior Anthony Jockey: Rivera L R |
Mountaineer - Race 3 | ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $20,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $15,000. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over On The TurfSince April 19 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $15,000 (W V A Bred Races Not Considered In Eligibility). (If necessary will be run SAME DISTANCE Main Track.). (07:50 PM) (12) |
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Colonel Vargo Owner: Lion Palm Racing Stable Trainer: Bailey Ricardo Jockey: Simpson Jason |
Thistledown - Race 5 | STARTER OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $21,700. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $8,000 OR LESS IN 2025 - 2026 OR CLAIMING PRICE $12,500. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since April 19 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since March 19 Allowed4 lbs. Claiming Price $12,500 (Ohio Registered Foals Preferred). (02:50 PM) (6) |
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| Monday May 18, 2026 |
J Rivers Owner: 2k Racing Trainer: Preciado Ramon Jockey: Garcia F |
Mountaineer - Race 3 | ALLOWANCE. 5 Furlongs Turf. Purse $21,000. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since April 18, 2026 Allowed 3 lbs. (W V A Bred Races Not Considered In Eligibility). (If necessary will be run SAME DISTANCE Main Track.). (07:50 PM) (11) |
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| Sunday May 17, 2026 |
Man On The Moon Owner: Gerald Bruno Jr Trainer: Inman Robert L Jockey: Oliveros Charle |
Mountaineer - Race 8 | STARTER ALLOWANCE. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $15,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $4,000 OR LESS IN 2025 - 2026. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over Since April 17 Allowed 3 lbs. (09:55 PM) (10) |
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| Saturday May 16, 2026 |
Magic Mule Owner: 3 Reasons Racing Trainer: Hohlbein Kerry Jockey: Burnham Matilda |
Laurel Park - Race 2 | ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $58,000. (PLUS UP TO 15% MBF) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, WAIVER CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED/STATE SIRED OR STATE CERTIFIED RACE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $40,000-$32,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 126 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since March 16 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $40,000, if for $32,000, allowed 4 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $30,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (11:05 AM) (13) |
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Let'smakeitadouble Owner: Whiskey Run Stables Llc Trainer: Coletti Edward J Jockey: Rivera Kendry |
Parx Racing - Race 9 | ALLOWANCE. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $50,000. (PLUS UP TO 40% PABF) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since April 16 Allowed3 lbs. (Claiming Races Not Considered In Allowances). (04:16 PM) (10) |
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Clouseau Owner: Giddyup Jr Llc Trainer: Papaprodromou George Jockey: Berrios Hector Isaac |
Santa Anita Park - Race 2 | STARTER OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $37,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $25,000 OR LESS IN 2025 - 2026 OR CLAIMING PRICE $32,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 126 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over Since March 16 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $32,000 (Maiden And Claiming Races For $20,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (01:33 PM) (5) |
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| Friday May 15, 2026 |
Judge Davis Owner: David Staudacher And Paradise Farms Corp Trainer: Maker Michael J Jockey: Curtis Ben |
Churchill Downs - Race 9 | ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $141,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $20,000 THREE TIMES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, RATING, RESTRICTED, OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON FOUR RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $100,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 126 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races At A Mile Or Over On The Turf Since March 15 Allowed 2 lbs. Such A Race Since Then Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $100,000 (Races Where Entered For $80,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the turf course, it will be run on the main track at One mile.) (Rail at 24 feet). (04:55 PM) (10) |
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| Wednesday May 13, 2026 |
Sambalover Owner: P H Lobo Inc Trainer: Lobo Paulo H Jockey: Burgos Alberto |
Horseshoe Indianapolis - Race 6 | ALLOWANCE. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $46,240. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $12,000 ONCE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, RESTRICTED OR STATE BRED OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over On The Turf Since April 13 Allowed 2 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $15,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). If this race is taken off the turf, it will be run at 1 mile and 70 yards on the main track. (04:45 PM) (12) |
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Sambalover Owner: P H Lobo Inc Trainer: Lobo Paulo H Jockey: Burgos Alberto |
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| Tuesday May 12, 2026 |
Man On The Moon Owner: Gerald Bruno Jr Trainer: Inman Robert L Jockey: Mera J C |
Mountaineer - Race 8 | STARTER OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $15,500. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $5,000 OR LESS IN 2025 - 2026 OR CLAIMING PRICE $10,000. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over Since April 12 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $10,000. (09:55 PM) (8) |
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| Monday May 11, 2026 |
Afraidofthebunny Owner: Caleb Bayley Trainer: Bayley Randy Jockey: Pagan Michael Y |
Mountaineer - Race 7 | ALLOWANCE. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $21,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over Since April 11, 2026 Allowed 3 lbs. (W V A Bred Races Not Considered In Eligibility). (09:30 PM) (7) |
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Colonel Vargo Owner: Lion Palm Racing Stable Trainer: Bailey Ricardo Jockey: Simpson Jason |
Thistledown - Race 1 | STARTER OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Dirt. Purse $21,700. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $8,000 OR LESS IN 2025 - 2026 OR CLAIMING PRICE $12,500. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over Since April 11 Allowed 2 lbs. Such A RaceSince March 11 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $12,500 (Ohio Registered Foals Preferred). (12:50 PM) (9) |
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| Saturday May 9, 2026 |
Durante Owner: Jacobson David Trainer: Jacobson David Jockey: Santana Ricardo Jr |
Belmont at the Big A - Race 6 | STAKES. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $175,000. John A. Nerud S. (Grade 3). FOR FOUR YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD. Lasix not allowed within 48 hours of post time pursuant to HISA Rule 4212. By subscription of $175 each which should accompany the nomination; $875 to pass the entry box and an additional $875 to start. For horses not originally nominated, a supplemental payment of $875 in addition to the entry and starting fees may be made at any time prior to the closing of entries. 124 lbs. Non-winners of a Graded Sweepstakes in 2025-26 allowed 2 lbs.; of a Sweepstakes in 2025-26 allowed4lbs. A trophy will be presented to the winning owner. Closed Saturday, April 25, 2026 with 12 Nominations. (03:38 PM) (6) |
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Calibrate Owner: Robertino Diodoro Randy Exelby Tom Mayo Trainer: Diodoro Robertino Jockey: Franko-angeles Geovanni |
Lone Star Park - Race 4 | ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $36,500. (PLUS UP TO $7,300 Open ATB) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NOT WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, TRIAL OR STATE BRED IN 2026 OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON FOUR RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $40,000. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Claiming Price $40,000. (If Deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the Turf course, it will be run on the main track at One Mile and One Sixteenth.) (Rail at 20 feet). (02:56 PM) (9) |
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Funny Uncle Owner: David Jacobson Trainer: Jacobson David Jockey: Gomez Jose Antonio |
Monmouth Park - Race 6 | ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $52,500. (PLUS UP TO 40% NJB) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $20,000 ONCE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $20,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since April 10 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since March 11 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $20,000 (Maiden Claiming or Races Where Entered for $14,000 or Less Not Considered in Allowances). (03:24 PM) (10) |
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| Friday May 8, 2026 |
Thunderian Owner: Tom P Pavlish Trainer: Meyers Shane Jockey: Lopez Antonio |
Charles Town - Race 7 | ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $29,800. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, WAIVER CLAIMING, RESTRICTED OR STATE BRED RACES OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $15,000. Older, 126 lbs.; Three Year Olds, 120 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since April 8 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since March 8 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $15,000 (Races Where Entered For $10,000 Or Less Not Considered In Weight Allowances)(W V A Races Not Considered In Eligibility). (10:02 PM) (10) |
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Let'smakeitadouble Owner: Whiskey Run Stables Llc Trainer: Coletti Edward J Jockey: Vargas Jorge A Jr |
Penn National - Race 3 | ALLOWANCE. 5 Furlongs Turf. Purse $37,000. (PLUS UP TO 40% PABF) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR PENNSYLVANIA BRED. Three Year Olds, 121 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since April 8 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since March 8Allowed 4 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $16,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances) Preference to horses stabled on Penn National grounds after consideration for condition eligibility and PA Breds. (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this raceover the turf course, it will be run on the main track at Five Furlongs.). (06:43 PM) (12) |
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