Distorted HumorRecent & Upcoming Races for this Sire's Progeny
Sunday April 21, 2019
Secular Nation
Owner: J Kirk And Judy Robison
Trainer: Dominguez Henry
Jockey: Eikleberry Ry
Sunland Park - Race 7 ALLOWANCE. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $27,300. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR TRIAL OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (03:26 PM) (9)  
 
Saturday April 20, 2019
Five Star General
Owner: Winstar Farm Llc China Horse Club Intern
Trainer: Delacour Arnaud
Jockey: Bravo J
Aqueduct - Race 6 STAKES. 1 1/16 Mile Turf. Purse $100,000. Woodhaven S.. OUTER TURF FOR THREE YEAR OLDS. By subscription of $100 each which should accompany the nominations; $500 to pass the entry box and an additional $500 to start. For horses not originally nominated, a supplemental nomination payment of $1,000 along with the entry and starting fees may be made at any time prior to the closing of entries. The purse to be divided 55% to the owner of the winner, 20% to second, 12% to third, 6% to fourth, 4% to fifth and 3% divided equally amongst the remaining finishers. 122 lbs. Non-winners of a Sweepstake on the turf allowed 2 lbs.; of a Sweepstake or a race other than maiden, claiming, starter or state bred allowance allowed 4 lbs. New York Racing Association reserves the right to transfer this race to the Main Track. A presentation will be made to the winning owner. Closed Saturday, April 6, 2019 with 15 Original Nominations and 1 Supplement. (04:09 PM) (8)  
 
Friday April 19, 2019
Job Security
Owner: Lothenbach Stables Inc
Trainer: Pessin Neil L
Jockey: Beschizza Adam
Keeneland - Race 10 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $79,000. FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD. Weight, 120 lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For Less Than $50,000). In the event that this race is taken off the turf it will be contested at One Mile on the main track. (Rail at 15 feet). (06:03 PM) (15)  
 
Humor
Owner: Steven M Asmussen
Trainer: Asmussen Steven M
Jockey: De La Cruz Guerra Rodolfo
Lone Star Park - Race 4 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $27,000. (PLUS UP TO $4,320 Open ATB) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NOT WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, TRIAL OR STATE BRED AT A MILE OR OVER ON THE TURF IN 2019 OR CLAIMING PRICE $40,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs.Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over In 2018 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $40,000 (Races Where Entered For $35,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (If Deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the Turf course, it will be run on themain track at One Mile.). (07:56 PM) (9)  
 
Wednesday April 17, 2019
Equal Justice
Owner: Maggi Moss
Trainer: Amoss Thomas M
Jockey: De La Cruz Fernando
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 4 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $31,000. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR MAIDENS, THREE, FOUR, AND FIVE YEARS OLD. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. (03:39 PM) (9)  
 
Focused
Owner: G Watts Humphrey Jr
Trainer: Oliver Victoria
Jockey: Ortiz Jose L
Keeneland - Race 4 ALLOWANCE. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $81,000. FOR FILLIES AND MARES FOUR YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Weight, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of $22,800 On The Turf Since February 17 Allowed 3 lbs. $21,600 On The Turf Since Then Allowed 5 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $35,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). In the event that this race is taken off the turf it will be contested at the Five and One Half Furlongs on the main track. (Rail at 20 feet). (02:45 PM) (8)  
 
Hypersonic
Owner: Sumaya Us Stable
Trainer: Clement Christophe
Jockey: Morales Pablo
Tampa Bay Downs - Race 7 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $22,500. FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD. Weight, 120 lbs. (Preference Will Be Given To Horses Which Have Not Started For Less Than $25,000. The Same Preference Will Be Given To Horses Which Have Started For Less Than $25,000 And Since Then Have Finished 2nd Or 3rd For $25,000 Or More.). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the turf course, it will be run on the main track at One Mile and Forty Yards.). (03:57 PM) (10)  
 
Monday April 15, 2019
I'mnotshyi'llbuy
Owner: Jerry Jamgotchian
Trainer: Reed Eric R
Jockey: Paucar E
Mahoning Valley Racecourse - Race 3 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $22,100. FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Weight, 118 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. (Ohio Registered Foals Preferred). (01:40 PM) (9)  
 
Carlsbad
Owner: Mike Duffy
Trainer: Dixon Tim
Jockey: Kimes C
Will Rogers Downs - Race 5 ALLOWANCE. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $20,900. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR OKLAHOMA STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Weight, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (03:15 PM) (7)  
 
Sunday April 14, 2019
You're To Blame
Owner: Bortolazzo Stable Llc
Trainer: Pletcher Todd A
Jockey: Zayas Edgard J
Gulfstream Park - Race 10 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $48,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 TWICE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR RESTRICTED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR WHICH HAVE NOT WON A RACE SINCE NOVEMBER 30 OR OPTIONAL CLAIMING PRICE OF $62,500. ThreeYear Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Older; Non-winners of a race at a mile or over since March 14 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Races where entered for $50,000 or less not considered in allowances). (06:04 PM) (8)  
 
Matrooh
Owner: Crystal Racing Enterprises & Contreras S
Trainer: Contreras Cipriano
Jockey: Elliott S
Oaklawn Park - Race 6 STAKES. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $150,000. Fifth Season S.. FOUR YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. No nomination fee. $750 to pass the entry box and $1,500 addition to start. Supplementary nominations may be made by the closing time of entries at a fee of $3,000 which qualified to start with $150,000 Guarnateed of which 60% to the owner of the winner, 20% to second, 10% to third, 5% to fourth, 3% to fifth and 2% to be divided equally between remaining starters. WEIGHTS: 122 lbs. Non-winners of $75,000 in 2018-2019 allowed 3 lbs.; $50,000 since November 14, 2018 allowed5lbs.; $35,000 since February 14, 2019 allowed 7 lbs. (Maiden and Claiming races not considered). In Allowance Stakes starting preference will be given to horses that have accumulated the highest earnings, excluding money won in restricted races. Staarters to be named through the entry box by the usual time of closing. The Owner of the winner to receive a trophy. Closed Thursday, March 28, 2019 with 37 nominees. (03:46 PM) (10)  
 
Danzig Storm
Owner: Kathy Thompson
Trainer: Gonzalez Aldana
Jockey: Spieth S
Tampa Bay Downs - Race 6 STARTER OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 7 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $21,500. FOR FOUR YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $25,000 OR LESS IN 2018-2019 OR OPTIONAL CLAIMING PRICE OF $32,000. Weight, 122 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since March 14 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since February 14 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $32,000 (Races where entered for $20,000 or less not considered in allowances). (03:41 PM) (7)  
 
Saturday April 13, 2019
Celia's Song
Owner: Brushy Hill Enterprises Llc
Trainer: Kenneally Eddie
Jockey: Gaffalione Tyler
Keeneland - Race 6 ALLOWANCE. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $81,000. FOR FILLIES AND MARES FOUR YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, OR STARTER OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Weight, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of $22,800 At A Mile Or Over On The Turf Since February 13 Allowed 3 lbs.$21,600 At A Mile Or Over On The Turf Since Then Allowed 5 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $35,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). In the event that this race is taken off the turf it will be contested at One Mile on the main track. (03:51 PM) (16)  
 
Perlman
Owner: Zayat Stables Llc
Trainer: Maker Michael J
Jockey: Castellano J J
Keeneland - Race 11 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $79,000. FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD. Weight, 121 lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For Less Than $50,000). (06:45 PM) (15)  
 
Quip
Owner: Winstar Farm Llc China Horse Club & Sf R
Trainer: Brisset Rodolphe
Jockey: Ortiz Jose L
Oaklawn Park - Race 9 STAKES. 1 1/8 Mile Dirt. Purse $750,000. Oaklawn H. (Grade 2). FOUR YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD. By subscription of $250 each which shall accompany the nomination, $3,500 to pass the entry box and $5,000 additional to start. Supplementary nominations may be made by Wednesday, April 4, 2019 at $500. $750,000 Guaranteed ofwhich 60% to the Owner of the winner, 20% to second, 10% to third, 5% to fourth, 3% to fifth and 2% to be divided equally between remaining starters. Weights to be announced Sunday, April 7, 2019. In Handicap Stakes starting preference will be given tohigh weights. Starters to be named through the entry box by the usual time of closing. The Owner of the winner to receive a trophy. Nominations closed Thursday, March 28, 2019 with 22 nominees. (05:22 PM) (9)  
 
Verve's Humor
Owner: Charles E Fipke
Trainer: Stewart Dallas
Jockey: Smith M E
Oaklawn Park - Race 12 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 1/16 Mile Dirt. Purse $95,000. FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (Three Year Olds Preferred). (07:15 PM) (11)  
 
Friday April 12, 2019
Weabie
Owner: Robert E Masterson
Trainer: Casse Mark
Jockey: Beschizza Adam
Keeneland - Race 7 STAKES. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $100,000. Limestone Turf Sprint S.. FOR FILLIES, THREE YEARS OLD. By subscription of $100 each, which should accompany the nomination or by Supplementary Nomination of $3,000 at time of entry (includes entry and starting fees). $500 to enter and an additional $500 to start, with $100,000 guaranteed, of which 60,000 to the owner of the winner, $20,000 to second, $10,000 to third, $5,000 to fourth, $3,000 to fifth and $2,000 to be divided equally among sixth through last. Weight: 123 lbs. Non-winners of $45,500 twice on the turf since September 28 allowed 3 lbs.; a graded stakes on the turf, 5 lbs. The maximum number of starters for the Limestone Turf Sprint will be limited to fourteen with two also eligibles. In the event that more than fourteen pass the entry box, the fourteen starters will be determined at that time with preference to graded stakes winners (in order I-II-III), then highest turf and synthetic earnings. Starters to be named through the entry box by the usual time of closing. Keeneland will present a set of two silver julep cups to the winning owner. Closed Wednesday, March 27, 2019 with 47 nominations. In the event that this race is taken off the turf it will be contested at the Five and One Half Furlongs on the main track. (04:24 PM) (15)  
 
Funny Song
Owner: Frederick Hertrich Iii And John D Fieldi
Trainer: Colebrook Ben
Jockey: Lanerie C J
Keeneland - Race 10 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $79,000. FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES THREE YEARS OLD. Weight, 121 lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For Less Than $50,000). (06:03 PM) (11)  
 

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