Distorted HumorRecent & Upcoming Races for this Sire's Progeny
Wednesday August 12, 2020
Mister Not Funny
Owner: Rick Tappe
Trainer: Eidschun Gregory
Jockey: Valenzuela Luis A
Canterbury Park - Race 8 ALLOWANCE. 5 Furlongs Turf. Purse $25,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, TRIAL, OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (If management deems it inadvisable to run this race on the Turf, it will be run at a distance of 5 Furlongs on the main track.). (08:05 PM) (8)  
 
Senor Jobim
Owner: Steven M Asmussen
Trainer: Asmussen Steven M
Jockey: Asmussen Keith J
Lone Star Park - Race 5 ALLOWANCE. 5 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $41,300. (PLUS UP TO $5,600 Open ATB) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, TRIAL OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (03:43 PM) (10)  
 
Monday August 10, 2020
High Noon Rider
Owner: Genstar Thoroughbreds
Trainer: Joseph Saffie A Jr
Jockey: Conner Tyler
Colonial Downs - Race 6 STARTER ALLOWANCE. 1 1/8 Mile Turf. Purse $26,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $16,000 OR LESS IN 2019 - 2020. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over Since July 10 Allowed 2 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $12,500 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances) (Condition Eligibility). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the Turf course, it will be run on the main track at One Mile and One Eighth). (07:50 PM) (7)  
 
Humor Controller
Owner: Phoenix Thoroughbred Iii Ltd
Trainer: Asmussen Steven M
Jockey: Elliott S
Lone Star Park - Race 10 STARTER OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 13/16 Mile Turf. Purse $27,140. (PLUS UP TO $3,680 Open ATB) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $15,000 OR LESS IN 2019 - 2020 OR CLAIMING PRICE $20,000. Three Year Olds, 117 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Claiming Price $20,000. (06:15 PM) (11)  
 
Sunday August 9, 2020
Secular Nation
Owner: Robison J Kirk And Judy
Trainer: Fincher Todd W
Jockey: Juarez A J Jr
Albuquerque - Race 9 STAKES. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $60,000. JR Malouff H.. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND OLDER. By Subscription of $200 To Nominate, An Additional $400 To Enter. Field Limited to Twelve (12) Starters. HIGH WEIGHTS PREFERRED. Nominations Close Friday July 31, 2020 at 5:00 P.M. (A trophy will be presented to the winningowner). (04:50 PM) (9)  
 
Saturday August 8, 2020
Tacoflavoredkisses
Owner: Litt Or Solis Ii
Trainer: Callaghan Simon
Jockey: Rispoli Umberto
Del Mar - Race 8 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $55,000. FOR CALIFORNIA BRED OR CALIFORNIA SIRED MAIDENS, TWO YEARS OLD. Weight, 121 lbs. (05:30 PM) (8)  
 
The Best Distance
Owner: Mejia Jaime
Trainer: Mejia Jaime
Jockey: Cancel Eric
Saratoga - Race 5 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $72,000. (UP TO $12,528 NYSBFOA) FOR MAIDENS, TWO YEARS OLD. Weight, 119 lbs. (Non-Starters For A Claiming Price Of $40,000 Or Less In The Last 3 Starts Preferred). (02:26 PM) (7)  
 
Friday August 7, 2020
Power Cry
Owner: Hermilo Racing Stable Llc
Trainer: Rodriguez Hugo
Jockey: Tavares Javier
Arlington Park - Race 2 STARTER OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 6 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $12,500. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $5,000 OR LESS SINCE JANUARY 1, 2018 OR CLAIMING PRICE $8,000. Three Year Olds, 121 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since July 7 Allowed 3 lbs. Claiming Price $8,000 (Races Where Entered For $4,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (02:35 PM) (7)  
 
Like You
Owner: Monarch Stables Inc
Trainer: Spatz Ronald B
Jockey: Vasquez Miguel Angel
Gulfstream Park - Race 3 STARTER OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $38,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $50,000 OR LESS AND WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN OR CLAIMING OR CLAIMING PRICE $50,000. Weight, 123 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race At A Mile Or Over On The Turf Since May 7 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $50,000 (Races Where Entered For $40,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (If deemed inadvisable to run this race over the turf course, it will be run on the main track at One Mile) (Rail at 120 feet). (12:58 PM) (9)  
 
Steal My Sunshine
Owner: Ward Wesley A
Trainer: Ward Wesley A
Jockey: Ortiz Irad Jr
Saratoga - Race 6 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $72,000. (UP TO $12,528 NYSBFOA) FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES TWO YEARS OLD. Weight, 119 lbs. (Non-Starters For A Claiming Price Of $40,000 Or Less In The Last 3 Starts Preferred). (If the Stewards consider it inadvisable to run this race on the turf course, this race will be run at Five and One Half Furlongs on the Main Track). (Rail at 27 feet). (04:04 PM) (11)  
 
Momos
Owner: Ironhorse Racing Stable Llc And Secure I
Trainer: Clement Christophe
Jockey: Franco Manuel
Saratoga - Race 9 STAKES. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $150,000. Saratoga Special S. Presented by Miller Lite (Grade 2). FOR TWO YEAR OLDS. This is a Non-Lasix race pursuant to 4043.2 (7)(e)(5) not permitted within 48 hours of post time. By subscription of $150 each which should accompany the nomination; $1,125 to pass the entry box and an additional $1,125 to start. For horses not originally nominated, a supplemental payment of $2,250 along with the entry and starting fees may be made at any time prior to the closing of entries. The purse to be divided 55% to the winner, 20% to second, 12% to third, 6% to fourth, 4% to fifth and 3% divided equally amongst the remaining finishers. Weight 122 lbs. Non-winners of a Sweepstake allowed 2 lbs.; all maidens allowed 4 lbs. A trophy will be presented to the winning owner. The administration of Lasix will not be permitted. Closed Saturday, July 25, 2020 with 18 Original Nominations and 1 Supplement. (05:46 PM) (11)  
 
Thursday August 6, 2020   TODAY
Examiner
Owner: Mastic Beach Racing
Trainer: Alvarado Diane
Jockey: Reyes Leonel
Gulfstream Park - Race 9 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $48,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON $10,000 TWICE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THREE RACES OR CLAIMING PRICE $62,500. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Non-winners Of A RaceAt A Mile Or Over On The Turf Since May 6 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $62,500 (Races Where Entered For $50,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances) (Condition Eligibility). (If deemed inadvisable to run this race over the turf course, it will be run onthe main track at One Mile) (Rail at 120 feet). (04:14 PM) (10)  
 
Five Star General
Owner: North American Thoroughbred Horse Compan
Trainer: Todd Glen
Jockey: Hernandez Efrain
Hastings Park - Race 3 STAKES. 6 1/2 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $50,000. Lieutenant Governors' H.. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD. By subscription of $100 to accompany the nomination by Midnight SUNDAY, July 26, 2020 with an additional $750 to enter and $1000 to start. A supplemental nomination fee of $2,000 will be accepted at the time of entry inaddition to the races nomination, entry and start fees. 100% of all supplemental monies will be included in the $50,000 guaranteed purse. $50,000 guaranteed, of which 55% goes to the winner, 20% to second, 10% to third,5% to fourth and 4% to fifth, and 2% sixth through eighth. Weight: Three Year Olds 120 lbs. Older: 124 lbs. Non-winners of $55,000 in 2019-2020 allowed, 3 lbs. Non-winners of $27,500 in 2019-2020 allowed 5 lbs. Preference will be based on lifetime earnings as recorded by Equibase at timeof entry. Field limited to 11 starters. (05:35 PM) (5)  
 
Overheated
Owner: Dark Horse Racing Stable
Trainer: Handal Raymond
Jockey: Davis Dylan
Saratoga - Race 2 STARTER ALLOWANCE. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $55,000. (UP TO $9,570 NYSBFOA) FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE STARTED FOR A CLAIMING PRICE OF $50,000 OR LESS AND WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN OR CLAIMING. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of ARace In 2020 Allowed 2 lbs. (If the Stewards consider it inadvisable to run this race on the turf course, this race will be run at Five and One Half Furlongs on the Main Track). (Rail at 27 feet). (01:44 PM) (7)  
 
Tuesday August 4, 2020
Fareeq
Owner: T T And F Racing Llc
Trainer: Ortiz John Alexander
Jockey: Carroll Declan
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 7 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 5 Furlongs Turf. Purse $34,500. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, RESTRICTED OR INDIANA BRED OR CLAIMING PRICE $40,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winnersOf A Race On The Turf Since July 4 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $40,000 (Races Where Entered For $30,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). If this race is taken off the turf, it will be run at 5 furlongs on the main track. (05:08 PM) (11)  
 
Tohui
Owner: Luis A Jurado
Trainer: Jurado Luis
Jockey: Montano Jose
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 7 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 5 Furlongs Turf. Purse $34,500. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, RESTRICTED OR INDIANA BRED OR CLAIMING PRICE $40,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winnersOf A Race On The Turf Since July 4 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $40,000 (Races Where Entered For $30,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). If this race is taken off the turf, it will be run at 5 furlongs on the main track. (05:08 PM) (11)  
 
Power Player
Owner: Mary And Gary West
Trainer: D'amato Philip
Jockey: Esquivel Emmanuel
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 7 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 5 Furlongs Turf. Purse $34,500. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, RESTRICTED OR INDIANA BRED OR CLAIMING PRICE $40,000. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. Non-winnersOf A Race On The Turf Since July 4 Allowed 2 lbs. Claiming Price $40,000 (Races Where Entered For $30,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). If this race is taken off the turf, it will be run at 5 furlongs on the main track. (05:08 PM) (11)  
 
Momos Humor
Owner: Ricky Dunn
Trainer: Knippenberg Brian
Jockey: Franklin Malcom
Indiana Grand Race Course - Race 9 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $31,000. (PLUS UP TO 40% Indiana State Bred Supplement) FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 122 lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For Less Than $25,000 In Their Last 5 Starts). If this race is taken off the turf, it will be run at 1 mile and 70 yards on the main track. (06:04 PM) (9)  
 
Monday August 3, 2020
Comic
Owner: Lnj Foxwoods
Trainer: Asmussen Steven M
Jockey: Asmussen Keith J
Lone Star Park - Race 1 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 Furlongs Turf. Purse $40,120. (PLUS UP TO $5,440 Open ATB) FOR MAIDENS, FILLIES AND MARES THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For $10,000 Or Less In Their Last 3 Starts). (If Deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the Turf course, it will be run on the main track at Five Furlongs.) (Rail at 10 feet). (01:35 PM) (12)  
 
Sunday August 2, 2020
Snaffle
Owner: Carrie L Brogden
Trainer: Ackerman D Kelly
Jockey: Diaz Carlos
Ellis Park - Race 3 ALLOWANCE. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $38,000. FOR FILLIES THREE YEARS OLD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Weight, 122 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since June 2 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since May 2 Allowed 4 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $50,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (01:46 PM) (6)  
 
Foolish Humor
Owner: Andrew Farm
Trainer: Ward Wesley A
Jockey: Corrales Gerardo
Ellis Park - Race 8 STAKES. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $100,000. Kentucky Downs Preview Ladies Sprint S.. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE-YEARS-OLD AND UPWARD. (04:10 PM) (10)  
 
Crystal Lake
Owner: Aaron Sones
Trainer: Lukas D Wayne
Jockey: Garcia Martin
Ellis Park - Race 9 STAKES. 1 Mile Turf. Purse $100,000. Kentucky Downs Preview Ladies Turf S.. FOR FILLIES AND MARES THREE-YEARS-OLD AND UPWARD. (04:40 PM) (13)  
 
Ry's The Guy
Owner: Lothenbach Stables Inc
Trainer: Wilkes Ian R
Jockey: Landeros Chris
Ellis Park - Race 10 STAKES. 1 1/4 Mile Turf. Purse $100,000. Kentucky Downs Preview Turf Cup S.. FOR THREE-YEARS-OLD AND UPWARD. (05:10 PM) (12)  
 
Salow
Owner: Tony Caver & D K Strickland
Trainer: Brennan Terry
Jockey: Eramia Richard E
Lone Star Park - Race 6 ALLOWANCE. 1 1/8 Mile Turf. Purse $41,300. (PLUS UP TO $5,600 Open ATB) FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR STATE BRED ALLOWANCE OR WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 123 lbs. (If Deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the Turf course, it will be run on the main track at One Mile and One Eighth.) (Rail at 10 feet). (05:37 PM) (10)  
 
Steal My Sunshine
Owner: Wesley A Ward
Trainer: Ward Wesley A
Jockey: Lopez Pascacio
Monmouth Park - Race 5 STAKES. 5 Furlongs Turf. Purse $75,000. Colleen S.. FOR FILLIES, TWO YEARS OLD. $250 to pass the entry box and $500 to start. The owner of the winner to receive $45,000, $15,000 to second, $7,500 to third, $4,000 to fourth, $2,000 to fifth and $1,500 to sixth through last. Weight: 121 lbs. Non-winners of asweepstakes allowed 2 lbs.; An allowance race, 4 lbs.; A race other than claiming, 6 lbs. The winning owner to receive a trophy. Closed Saturday, July 25, 2020 with 24 nominations. (Rail at 12 feet). (02:39 PM) (8)  
 
You're To Blame
Owner: Bortolazzo Stable Llc
Trainer: Pletcher Todd A
Jockey: Velazquez J R
Saratoga - Race 9 STAKES. 1 3/4 Mile Dirt. Purse $100,000. Birdstone S.. FOR FOUR-YEAR-OLDS AND UPWARD. By subscription of $100 each which should accompany the nomination; $750 to pass the entry box and an additional $750 to start. For horses not originally nominated, a supplemental payment of $1,500 along with the entry and starting fees may be made at any time prior to the closing of entries. The purse to be divided 55% to the winner, 20% to second, 12% to third, 6% to fourth, 4% to fifth and 3% divided equally amongst the remaining finishers. Weight 124 lbs. Non-winners ofaGraded Sweepstake at a mile or over in 2020 allowed 2 lbs.; of such a race in 2019 allowed 4 lbs.; of a Sweepstake at a mile or over since September 1, 2019 or two races other than maiden claiming, starter or State-Bred allowance at a mile or over in 20020 allowed 6 lbs. A presentation will be made to the winning owner. Closed Saturday, July 18, 2020 with 13 Nominations. (05:46 PM) (7)  
 
Saturday August 1, 2020
Well Connected
Owner: Michael Dubb And David Simon
Trainer: Maker Michael J
Jockey: Corrales Gerardo
Ellis Park - Race 4 ALLOWANCE. 6 Furlongs Dirt. Purse $38,000. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Weight, 122 lbs. Non-winners Of $24,600 Since June 1 Allowed 2 lbs. (Races Where Entered For $50,000 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances). (02:14 PM) (7)  
 
Friday July 31, 2020
Equal Justice
Owner: Rockland Hill Farm And Trollo Group Llc
Trainer: Patterson Jennifer
Jockey: Court Aaron J
Belterra Park - Race 4 ALLOWANCE OPTIONAL CLAIMING. 5 Furlongs Turf. Purse $15,200. FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON A RACE OTHER THAN MAIDEN, CLAIMING, STARTER, OR OHIO BRED OR CLAIMING PRICE $18,000. Three Year Olds, 120 lbs.; Older, 125 lbs. Non-winners Of Two Races Since June 30, 2020 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since Then Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $18,000 (Claiming Races For $12,500 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances) (Ohio Registered Foals Preferred)(Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For Less Than $20,000). (If transferred to the Main Track, this race will be run at Five Furlongs.). (02:02 PM) (10)  
 
Rye Humor
Owner: Bourbon Lane Stable And Tobey L Morton
Trainer: Wilkes Ian R
Jockey: Leparoux Julien R
Ellis Park - Race 9 MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT. 5 1/2 Furlongs Turf. Purse $37,000. FOR MAIDENS, THREE YEARS OLD AND UPWARD. Three Year Olds, 119 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. (Preference To Horses That Have Not Started For $20,000 Or Less In Last 5 Starts). (If deemed inadvisable by management to run this race over the turf course, it will berun on the main track at Five and One Half furlongs.). (04:40 PM) (15)  
 

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